I think I’ve found my niche, that is if I can find someone with an opposable thumb.
My idea: A new Game Show for dogs. Cable TV; mid-afternoon time slot, just after the usual small meal and short walk-around; something to provide a little humor as a dog drifts into a little nap.
We’ll call it Whack-A-Kitty. Here’s the pilot:
Now if I can just get PetCo to come in as sponsor. Maybe they’d like to do lunch?
Chow.
OK…I can corner a scorpion in the cucina. 
I can think in at least two languages, I can write a blog—-I can howl.
But I can’t whistle like this:
Just put your lips together and blow? 
What lips.
Chow.
Two tenets of Dog Logic:
It is in simple acts, whether pleasant or unkind, that points of view are turned. And in so turning, the flow of life is changed. Like the moon draws the tides to a different course, lives are altered until, one day, another shift corrects the stream.
You can’t judge a dog by it’s collar.
Witness:
And, if you can’t access the link, use this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY&feature=related
Or simply go to YOUTUBE.COM and search Susan Boyle.
It’s worth the trouble of cut and paste or search…not that I would know.
Chow.
OK, I can dream (and I do several times a day, sometimes with back leg blindly scratching the wooden floor):
If I had the time, and an opposable thumb, this is what I would do with my day (not the movie, but making it!) All I need is a video camera on my ceiling….
Chow.
