I have management, of course.
There is the Count and there is Contessa. I am walked regularly and entertained with an orange ball (in summer it is a real chilled orange!). I have standing appointment with a very attractive bleach-blonde named Chiara, who suds me up and down, rubs me briskly, rinses me thoroughly, then fluffs me with a 600-watt dryer.
But none of these is as satisfying as my cook. And life on Fridays is very fine.
Grazia comes five days a week (Saturday nights and Sunday afternoons we dine out.)
Friday is Bolognese night. I sit under the kitchen table and watch her conjure the secret sauce.

In one pan, Grazia sautes ground beef until it is well-cooked and brown. This smells like what must be heaven.
Then she chops one large carrot and 2 stalks of celery and 1/2 an onion and 5 cloves of peeled garlic, fine. She sautes this in a separate pan in 1/3 cup olive oil until it is all translucent. Even the vegetables smell like ambrosia…must be the garlic.
Grazia adds this to the meat, then stirs in 1/3 bottle of Chianti, 2 tablespoons of Dijon mustard (yes, I know it’s French. That’s the secret: Grazia’s grandmother was from the wrong side of the border…), and 3 cups of the simple tomato sauce she canned last summer.
It stays on a low flame atop the stove until she adds 1 cup of fresh chopped basil and it’s ready.

From here you can use your imagination in pairing the pasta: penne is good, but I find it often sticks in the throat of small dogs. A good egg fettucine is my pick, but that’s just me. And grilled polenta is always a good underpinning to any sauce, as well.

Life on Fridays is fine, indeed.

Chow.